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Top Five Reasons Why Helena Hates Spring
March 16, 2010
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I refuse to smile at you ever again. It's gonna be hard, but it's my gift to you.
Also, daffodils. They make me into a delinquent.
Posted by: Ma'ayan on March 16, 2010 11:01 PM
Fuckin' hipsters take over Wilder Bowl! Fuck them! Plaid overload!
Posted by: Charlie Brown on March 16, 2010 11:11 PM
As soon as it gets warm, I immediately miss my winter coat - simultaneously a fashion accessory Of The Gods as well as being a barrier between myself and the Entire World (which I loathe to no end).
I also hate sunshine and smiles. And outdoor music (I demand solely the clamor of Luigi Nono tape pieces reverberating through the walls of my cave, where I live).
Posted by: Mark Poliks on March 16, 2010 11:13 PM
I'll chip in with Ma'ayan and try not to smile at you, but I'm definitely one of those annoying SMILE ALL THE TIME WHEN THE SUN IS OUT people.
And seriously, after March, I only get work done after the sun goes down.
Posted by: Caitlin on March 16, 2010 11:14 PM
Mark isn't kidding. At least he has a nice cave...or better than mine at least.
Posted by: Sean on March 17, 2010 8:50 AM
You know....a large number of those annoying, timid prospies will soon be fullblown Obies...
Posted by: Incoming Frosh, Wooot. on August 19, 2011 1:41 PM
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