What
Would Nina Do?
by Nina
Dear
Nina,
I have been exchanging flirtatious emails with this guy for about
a month now, but when we see each other we both freeze up; its
just so awkward! I would like to bring some of this digital coquettishness
into real-life, but its really hard right now...how
can I bridge the gap?
Electronic
Lover
Dear Cyberslut,
Your problem is not a product of the advanced technological, media-saturated
life we lead, it has plagued people since the beginning of flirty
time. Before e-mail, people wrote cute letters and had them delivered.
But then they had awkward dates and it was lame. Now they write
cute e-mails and run into each other moments later and laugh nervously
and run away.
I failed psychology freshman year (um, yeah), but I did learn that
familiarity breeds attraction, so try to spend more
actual time around him in person, and the awkwardness is bound to
fade significantly.
Also, as I always say: touch his arm, a lot, and randomly. Its
totally a win-win move because you dont embarrass yourself.
Hell be all, O my god, is she touching my arm on purpose
because she loves me? Or am I reading too much into it because I
love her and I am a neurotic college student? You cant
do that in e-mails.
Nina
Dear
Nina,
Nina I have a problem. I hear a lot of people talking about bladder
infections lately. People are even singing songs about having them,
so it makes me think like maybe its cool to have them.
Can I get a bladder infection, or, perhaps more appropriately, HOW
can I get a bladder infection? Do people get theirs over the Internet?
I tried to go to www.bladderinfection.com, but I guess the server
was down or something. Please let me know what I can do.
Burningly yours,
Pee-pee head
To the Boy with the Burning Desire:
If everyone wore hip-huggers, or got tattoos, would you do it too?
Urinary Tract/bladder Infections are no joking matter, even if they
are trendy, which they are, overwhelmingly.
If you simply must succumb to peer-pressure, I can tell you a few
things. Firstly, no, you cannot order a bladder infection but you
can have rough sex and drink no water afterwards, and never, ever
wash your private parts. I would also avoid cranberry juice entirely.
That might help. But the thing is, some people are just more prone
to these things than others.
Once you get the infection, you will most likely bemoan your decision,
as studies have shown that people prefer sting-free urination. Sometimes
you can only learn from your mistakes, though.
Nina
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