SPORTS

Close-up on Oberlin Sports

You Can Say that Again

"That's just stupid fast."

-Dick Michaels
Varsity swim coach in awe of Celeste Mercer's record-breaking day

Breaking six varsity records, four of which were her own, first-year Celeste Mercer lapped her way to qualifying for the Division III nationals in the 100-backstroke at the Miami of Ohio invitational swim meet last week. Mercer swam the 100-backstroke in 58.29, beating the A-cut by 1.3 seconds and beating her old varsity record of 1:01.49. She also broke the records in the 50 yard free-style, the 100 yard free-style, the 200 yardback-stroke, and participated in record breaking times in the 200 freestyle relay and the 400 medley.
Celeste Mercer

Celeste Mercer
(photo courtesy Oberlin College)


Marquee Event

The Plague looks to continue their winning streak against a fellow Ohio powerhouse, the University of Toledo, this Friday.

Hockey

Oberlin vs. Toledo

9:45 p.m. Friday


IN THE LOCKERROOM WITH...Jonathan Stoper

Jonathan Stoper
Junior Jonathan Stoper is the captain of the world-famous Oberlin bowling team.
(photo courtesy of Rossiter Drake)

Rumor tells me that Oberlin has its own bowling team. Is this true?
Yes, we have a bowling team. I have been its captain for three years. During that time, we actually beat a team in one game, but we usually play for fun. Winning is not important.

What is your average score?
Right now, I average 175 points per game. My high game is 272 out of a possible 300.

How often during the year does the team compete?
We play in two tournaments each year. One is held at Kent State University, and the other is the ACUI tournament, which is usually held at Bowling Green or the University of Michigan.

How many times a week do you wax your balls?
I have never waxed my balls, but I do like to put them in the buffing machine now and then.

Other than bowling, what are your current hobbies?
Tennis, table tennis, judo, juggling, golf, and NFL Blitz for the Sony Playstation. Basically, I want to be able to play any sport decently. I also enjoy a night of heavy drinking.

Do you think that President Clinton should be impeached?
If I were in his position, I would have done the same damn thing.

With the same women?
Possibly.

As a bowler, has any single athlete influenced your style of play?
I've always like the way Walter Ray Williams, Jr. throws the ball on the inside line straight into the pocket.

Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year?
The San Francisco 49ers. Steve Young is the best quarterback in the history of the NFL, with the possible exception of Joe Montana. He can run and pass. He does it all.

What would a perfect date entail?
A romantic evening of bowling, a movie about bowling - say, Kingpin or The Big Lewbowski - and a candlepin-lit dinner. And afterwards, lots of hot sex.

What is your favorite bowling pin?
I like the red pins over at Hales Gymnasium. When you knock them down with a strike or a spare, you win a free game.

But you don't need to win free games. You work at the bowling alley. So your last answer was nothing more than a shameless advertisement, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.


This Week's Events

Men's Basketball
Saturday at Earlham, 3:00 p.m.

Women's Basketball
Saturday at Earlham,1:00 p.m.

   

Back // Sports Contents \\ Next

T H E   O B E R L I N   R E V I E W

Copyright © 1998, The Oberlin Review.
Volume 127, Number 12, December 11, 1998

Contact us with your comments and suggestions.