In The Locker Room with Anna McGlynn
Anna McGlynn is a 5’10,’’ 100 pound intramural All-American. Her deft shooting touch and remarkable enthusiasm garnered her a spot on the illustrious WOBC Intramural Hoop Squad. McGlynn has made quite a name for herself in the fall intramural league. A few dimes, a few dunks and a few behind-the-back passes and now Coach Happy Dobbs and the Yeomen men’s team want her to suit up.
MK: Anna, you don’t have a show on WOBC, yet you are on the team
with WOBC hotshots like Oliver Steele and Phil Logan. So honestly, how did you
get on this team?
MK: Listen Anna, I am no cub reporter. This is a big-time paper...this
isn’t the The Grape. I recognize the spin. The truth is that you got on
this team because your boyfriend, the honorable Ravi Jackson, has been rumored
to have obscure ties to Angad Singh’s early morning show on WOBC.
MK: So I understand you were at one point a highly-touted and recruited
basketball player coming out of William Penn Charter School in Philly?
MK: Who wins...the intramural team with football players or the William
Penn Charter Girl’s team with D-I ballers?
MK: How can you believe in this socially-constructed ideology that women
are physically weaker and smaller compared to their male counterparts?
MK: What type of music do you listen to during warm-ups to get pumped up
for the games? The WOBC team no doubt has to listen to some fly jams.
MK: I look forward to seeing you between the lines during intramural