CULTURE CLUB
Put the doo-rag down, and come out with your hands up!
VELVEETA GOLDMINE
“Distant relative of Macaroni Baroness says “cheese”
Thursday, December 14, 2006
by Hannah Epstein
Staff writer
If you’ve never had the pleasure of diving into a box of Annie’s Homegrown Macaroni and Cheese, you’re legitimately missing out. Whether it’s White Cheddar, Wisconsin
TEN (10) POINTS
Thursday, December 14, 2006
By Hannah Epstein
Staff Writer
Finals week cometh
Naked athletes, the ice man, stampede through study spaces.
+ 17
Oberlin College shifts into climate neutral
Trustees pop the climate clutch.
+ 4
By Mack Gelber
Opinions Editor
I was perusing Oberlin Confessional awhile back, refilling my schadenfreude tank, when something called out from the inter-hinterland of genital dysfunction and tormented romantic yearning (i.e. “PSYCH 100 GIRL U R HOTT”). I paused to de-glaze my eyes. “Cultural appropriation,” I read. It took me a minute to sound the words out; I hadn’t encountered so many syllables since the last Fall Out Boy single.
