JUST PUT IT IN ME!
Obies fruitlessly solicit sex on the confessional
 
 
PORN REVIEW: THE FUGITIVE 2
Like The Fugitive, except no Harrison Ford, and lots of fucking
 
Thursday, December 14, 2006
by Matt Orenstein
staff writer
 
I originally wanted to review Sex Raiders, but, after I rented it, I was reminded that The
Grape had already reviewed it. So I went back to Campus Video to explain to t
 
HERE'S WHAT WE CALL AN ENHANCEMENT SMOKE...
These guys never run out, do they?
 
Thursday, December 14, 2006
by Mr. X and Mr. Q
staff writers
 
Are you looking for a little high that won’t leave you utterly unable to form coherent sentences or foaming at the mouth?  How about a cheap, easy way to enhance your
 
by Sandhya Raman
Staff Writer
It’s a Thursday night, and you’re sitting by yourself in your room feverishly refreshing the Oberlin Confessional website... again. You’re pretty sure that if you make enough posts boasting about how experienced you are or how big your penis is, someone will be willing to randomly meet you and have sex. Either that, or you can masturbate to the thought of someone else getting that lucky while reading the erotica someone posted that has bumped your personal ad to the next page.