Not so happy feet
To the Editors:
When I think about this college, so different from my hometown, when I think
about its first-rate facilities, enormous libraries, the peace and quiet, the gloriously idiosyncratic
teachers, and the tremendous pool of talent everywhere I look, a happy warm sensation washes over
me, and invariably, the same thought always comes to mind before long: STOP SHAKING YOUR GODDAMNED
LEG, YOU ADHD-AFFLICTED POTHEAD!! It amazes me how often Im sitting in class or in a computer
lab when someone sits next to me and busts up my rhythm by exhibiting an acute case of Happy Feet.
Let me just send the message out: you need to take control of your own body parts. Believe me,
if you do so, the intense-looking fellow in the two-tone grey parka sitting next to you will a)
be much less irritable and b) be much less inclined to kick you forcefully in the shin with a sand-stained
black Reebok.
Jeffrey Jones
College first-year
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