Altman
Conquers Foreign Territory in Gosford
by Andrew Simmons
While
some hard-hearted cinema buffs might degrade such slow-paced genre-busting
Altman classics like The Long Goodbye (1973) and McCabe and Mrs.
Miller (1971) as tedious, convoluted and ultimately uninspired,
not even the most vitriolic of these contentious critics could deny
that old Robert Altmans brand-new period piece Gosford Park
gets it popping in a major way.
Oh Jesus, you might say with a dismissive sigh, hold your horses
and listen to reason. This isnt some fractured revision of
the Wild West in which Warren Beatty can gleefully don a bearskin
coat and mumble about whores. This is England, and what does Robert
Altman know about whiskey-quaffing butlers, pasty footmen, trophy
wives, pheasant shoots and breakfast-in-bed? Havent we seen
it all before in the unbelievably dope PBS joint Upstairs, Downstairs
and in the inexorably beatific Remains of the Day (except then it
was much funnier and not so goddamned self-reflexive)? How could
the brilliant yet inconsistent Altman possibly hope to liven up
this foreign thematic territory that annoyed even stupid people
in the 70s despite the fact that audiences could identify with some
of the subject matter?
Because Robert Altman is a suit-rocking, camera-toting culture pimp
who shatters broad swaths of popular iconography and parameters
of genre faster than Joel Bernache downs a warm 40-ounce bottle
of malt liquor. As far as capturing the dramatic essence of historical
fiction is concerned, he is a quick study. He did his homework,
applied his usual filmic magic, infused the story with some perky
trans-continental sub-plots and finally pulled the whole thing off
in good fashion.
Still, for all Altmans directorial skills, the best thing
about this movie is Ryan Phillipe. This angel-faced twerp is a complete
tool, and, while I wouldnt mind seeing his blonde curls pulverized
by Andy Schwabs divine sledgehammer, hes perfect for
the role of a mush-mouthed over-sexed nitwit. In an effort to quell
my hatred for all things associated with Ryan Phillipe (except for
Cruel Intentions that was tough as hell), I will begrudgingly
admit that hes marvelous in Gosford Park. I suppose thats
yet another credit to Altman, with his affinity for making bizarre
and oddly functional casting decisions, and for using and abusing
the little bastard like a true player in the interest of making
a solid picture even better.
It may be a tad dull, and it may be quirky to a fault, but as good
old Elliot Gould repeatedly intones in The Long Goodbye, its
okay with me.
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