Stevenson
Falsely Advertises Pretzels
To
the Editors:
Wed
like to register a public complaint regarding the services of Stevenson
dining hall. We were most displeased to discover that Stevensons
advertised Soft Pretzel Bar at dinner offered nothing
of the sort. We looked high and low, in the regular food service
areas as well as in the three dining rooms, searching in vain for
some hidden corner where we might find our promised pretzels. As
we neednt mention to any who was in attendance, there were
no pretzels. No, Stevenson had once again let us down.
We are not demanding soft pretzels as an unalienable right. Pretzels
are a privilege; no one is disputing that. However, if Stevenson
is going to promise us pretzels, they damn well better cough up
the goods. We did not arrive intending to eat a full meal. No, we
merely intended to enjoy the snack food we had been looking forward
to consuming all week. Once there, we discovered our entire purpose
negated. We decided to make our voices heard by way of comment cards,
only to discover there were none. Coincidence? We think not. Conspiracy?
We think so. We arrived not even hungry, but we left feeling sick.
In closing, we feel we are owed restitution from this disreputable
business. We demand repayment for the cost of three dinners in Stevenson,
as well as repayment for the three pretzels we purchased at Midway
Mall, as well as the cost of gas to get there.
Carrie Pierce
College junior
Kelly Johnson
College senior
Rhea Esposito
College junior
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