Clad entirely in black, Toupydoops sports the "Art Major" costume. This costume includes a black berét, turtleneck, leather pants, pencil-thin moustache , and upside-down smiley face button for added melancholy.|
(cigarettes and pretention sold separately)
Item #4407/"Art Major" . . . . . . $34.99
Always radiant and completely overdressed, L.E. models our popular "Voice Major" costume, this item consists of the latest designer fashions, plenty of make-up, and a long wool scarf "to keep the pipes warm."|
("holier-than-thou" attitude not included)
Item #5221/"Voice Major" . . . . . . $152.99
Always looking to pick a fight, Teetereater proudly wears our "Damn Hippie" costume. This little number comes complete with flower pattern print bellbottoms, sandals, "Phish" T-shirt, dreadlock wig, and assorted hemp jewelry.|
(rescued lab rat and B.O. not included)
Item #7665/"Damn Hippie" . . . . . . $57.99
Copyright © 1997, The Oberlin Review.
Volume 126, Number 7, October 31, 1997
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