Even when I was a young girl in Catholic school indoctrinated with the
importance of religious ceremony, Halloween was my favorite holiday. It never
meant staying home from school or getting an untold number of presents, but the
thrill of becoming someone else for one night simply by changing your clothes
struck me as a certain type of magic.
And I’m not the only one. According to the National Retail Federation,
over half of consumers (52.5 percent) stocked up for the holiday this year, with
the average 18-24 year old spending about $50 for a costume. With the 31st just
days ago and campus Halloween parties on the horizon, I find it appropriate to
dedicate this week’s column to different types of costumes and just what
they can do for the average Obie.
The Traditional Scary:
Witches, Frankensteins and vampires will forever be acceptable Halloween
personas, but none of these costumes will be very fun unless you find some way
to get creative.
Sure, everyone will immediately recognize what you’re trying to do and
you won’t have to go through the annoying explanation demanded of those
who don more innovative outfits, but really, who wants to be the 11th ghost at
the party? The wearer of this category should be aware of the competition they
will be up against: Who’s the palest ghost? The prettiest Elvira/Vampira?
Given that standards are fairly well known, if you’re gonna do this type
of costume, make sure you do it right. The up-side is, last minute shoppers will
find plenty of supplies at Gibson’s and CVS.
The Slut:
Well-explored by the motion picture Mean Girls, this type of costume
will work best for those who don’t exhibit the characteristics
stereotypical of the above epithet in their everyday lives. If your black-lace
bustier and tantalizingly soft bunny-ears are going to shock your friends into
only being able to repeat your name in disbelief for the first five minutes they
see you, by all means, go for it. Your outfit will be a beautiful success. If,
on the other hand, you suspect that breaking out your garter-belt yet again is
only going to induce rolling eyes and the suspicion that this is only your Safer
Sex outfit from two years ago revamped, perhaps you should consider putting on
something warmer this time. You’ll be more impressive (and attractive) if
you force yourself to come up with something good.
The Superhero or Disney Character:
More popular with kids, as it’s easier to find ready-made costumes in
their size, this can be a playful alternative to the Traditional Scary as it
offers many of the same advantages: immediate recognition and available
supplies.
In contrast, this type of costume can be an opportunity to embrace the
never-too-old-for-this spirit of the holiday without having to feel evil or risk
contemplating your own mortality while putting on your zombie make up. As far as
negatives, failing to live up to well-known pop-culture icons is a potential
embarrassment, and your Spider-man mask may impair your ability to drink.
The Concept Costume:
A chance to display your creativity and wit, the only downfall of the concept
costume is that no one is going to know that you’re “all ears”
or a “cash cow” until you tell them. But seriously, this is the way
to go. Especially at Oberlin; brains are sexy and sarcasm will get you laid.The
Obscure Character:
Similar to the pop culture character, except that no one will know who you
are. In some ways, this is good; explaining that you’re such and such from
the book or movie that none of your friends have read or seen may score points
as everyone marvels at your specialized knowledge —or you could just come
off as a nerd. While it will be disappointing that everyone thinks you’re
Sting when you’re clearly John Constantine from Hellblazer,
you’ll have a lot of fun knowing you’ve finally broken through the
limits of identification and entered the realm of experience. After all,
you’ve always felt like you had a special connection with Willow
Rosenberg, now prove it.
The Buddy Costume:
This is when you and one or more of your friends pick costumes that go
together. Successful examples include Daria and Jane, Jake and Elwood Blues and
Mario and a question block. Collaborating with a friend is fun and lends moral
support if you’re timid. Beware of getting separated from your friend;
your costume might no longer be understood out of context.
The LARP/Pagan Costume:
I don’t want to pick on the live action role-players and
Renaissance-fair lovers because they endure enough as it is, but if you already
wear your cape and corset on a monthly, weekly or daily basis, try to find
something people would recognize as being a costume to wear. (This means not
being a sorcerer, princess, witch, bard, troll or elf or any other creature from
Tolkien or Potter books.) The whole point of Halloween is to break from your
everyday persona; enhancement is cheating.
The I’m-not-wearing-a Costume:
Very lame, even if you have a “good” excuse such as
“I’m a burnt-out senior.” If you’re that adverse to
dressing up, trade clothes with a friend and go as them. If even that option is
unappealing, find an un-themed party or stay home. Acting otherwise will only
make those properly attired feel self-conscious.