The Oberlin Review
November 19, 2004

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NEWS

College set to ban Coca-Cola

The College has decided to immediately stop selling Coca-Cola products based on the recommendation of the College Purchasing Committee. The ban is based on the company’s human and labor rights violations.

CDS offers options

The average Oberlin student eats 11.6 meals per week on a meal plan. For students on the 10- or 14-meal plans, this adds up to either wasted or insufficient meals. In order to eliminate unused meal points, ResLife will offer a new 12-meal-per-week plan with 65 dollars in flex points monthly for the next academic year.

Also in news:
Repair of Wilder postponed
Planning continues
ENVS plans for sabbaticals
Citizens meet Wal-Mart reps
Oberlin groups call for an end to death penalty
Oberlin’s long strange trip
Battle over Amherst resort
Senate covers wide range of concerns
Off the Cuff: Adrian Bautista

SPORTS

XC runs at Regionals, Morris makes for Nationals

Last Saturday, the women and men’s cross-country teams competed at the NCAA Regional meet in Alma, Mich. at Alma College. “I think Regionals went really well and the team did well as a whole,” said first-year Marie Barnett. “The course was very fast and the weather was ideal for running.”

Football ends the season on 48-7 win over Hiram

Oberlin football played its final game of the season last Saturday when the Yeomen traveled to play the Hiram Terriers. The game not only marked the end of the Yeomen’s season, it was also Oberlin’s last chance to grab a win. Both the Yeomen and the Terriers had 0-6 records and were tied for last place in the conference.

Also in sports:
Revamped Yeomen set to open ’04-05
Women low on players
Ulmschneider breaks school record in loss to Witt
Outside Oberlin: NCAA preseason bball
Outside Oberlin: USA takes streak to 13
Bowler sets record
In the Locker Room with...Thomas Limouze

ARTS

Opera features great voices and bare bods

Political correctness rules our campus: Safer Sex Night has become really safe, lewd humor can only be experienced in the attic of Noah and even the Grape has resorted to such stories as “Lunar Eclipse Disappoints,” though they previously filled the role as the #1 bawdy news source on campus.

Hipsters and hicks withstand beating

What do you get when you cross a group of casual actors, a decent knowledge of pop culture and some cutting satire of wildly inaccurate stereotypes? No, not Mad TV. The result is HellaDeck, Oberlin’s fall musical.

Also in arts:
New pianist debuts Finney
More punches thrown at the avant-garde in Freshwater
Cajun folk gains fans at ’Sco
Transitory installation, Blank Verse, opens in Fisher
CD Review: Eminem - Encore

COMMENTARY

Editorial: A-level not enough
Alumn endorses respect for Christians