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This is Lizzzzzz Friedman. She is a bio NERD from Illinois. Lizz enjoys juiceboxes or tea in the morning and butt massages at night. She loves collecting anything that resembles a Lizzard...because she IS one!! She sleeps on her ceiling and runs along the sidewalks of Oberlin. Watch out! Because the Lizzardness is contagious! Five foot lizzard!!! Anjali Lahiri is a sophomore from Seattle. She chose to move to Oberlin for Ohio's wonderful beauty and the crazy ass squirrels. Her interests include writing, dancing, making good word/bad word lists, puns, rhyming poems, and cuddle fests. She also wishes she could be a lesbian so she could have mad sex with Stephanie Kwak. Alas, she settles for heterosexuality. |
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Georgia |
Georgia likes doing things like cheerleading and gymnastics. She choreographs a mad booty-shaking dance. This is Laurel. She is tall like the Laurel tree and funny like my butt. She enjoys drooling and being smart and... oh yeah... tap dancing. Kind of. She misses her Little Man (her cat. She does not keep small males in her basement or anything) but she will settle for the pet monster she found here. She dedicates every toe tap to two little girls with big eyes named Anne Marie Bookwalter and Diane Price. They rock her dancing socks. |
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Rachel |
This is Rachel. You may recognize her from her recent appearance on America's Most Wanted after being caught in a drive-by pea-ing. In her dancing soul she keeps a camel and Richard Simmons' pony as inspiration. She left her heart in San Francisco, but brought her shakable whammy fanny (funky song funky song). She likes to make people be funny like her butt, make people drool, and oh yeah... tap dance. She is a knitting fiend, and can do it like no one's business. If you were to play a game of "shabuya, roll call" with her, she would tell you about her cats that she likes... |
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