Nickname: Don't
Year: senior
Birthday: 31 January 1984
Hometown: Louisville
Major: Major Major Major
Favorite ultimate moment: Burning the top male on the Louisville club
team. After getting no respect.
Aspirations (ultimate or otherwise): Farmhood
Favorite throw: low-release inside-out forehand break
Favorite play: The Cherry Orchard
Favorite thing to throw besides a frisbee: My fist (in your face!)
Other sports I play: "Flatball" to the layperson
In my room you'll find: artificial light, and lots of it.
Favorite drink: sugary beverages
Funny story: Ask me what you can do with a light-up baby Jesus.
Favorite flavor of Ben and Jerry's: Festivus
Favorite book: the atlas
Music: muzak
Famous person I most resemble: Andre the Giant
Fruit/vegetable/animal/cartoon character I identify with: zooplankton
My gyro is: veggie with extra sauce
Hidden talent: flying
Quote: "I hate peeing. It's such a waste."
Anything else: Mm-mm