Many things can be said about Charlie Dolph. He has eleven fingers. Ten of them are attached. One is a stainless steel chicken finger that he uses in his strange Minnesotan religious rituals. He eats a large amount (never chicken, of course). His brown hair often moves of its own accord. Ocassionally Charlie will decide to throw a frisbee with one of his two hands. Charlie also lends what support he can to the Bass section of the Obertones, but he really wishes they would just stop falling in his direction.