Webmistress Fu is working on getting the entire master quote list that stretches back into the bowels of history, yea, unto the creation of the fencing team itself. In the meantime, though, you'll have to content yourself with a few select quotes from 2008 and 2009. Don't worry, this will be updated soon. We say too much for this to rest permanently.
Notre Dame Championships 2008
"This might be a Japanese Steakhouse, but is is a Japanese Shakehouse?" ~Chip
"Hey, guys? ...Guys? ...Okay, I'll just stay here... ...Guys, where'd you go?!" ~Chip
"That's corps-a-corps... you silly bitches."~Greg
Notre Dame Champs 2009
"If you knock me out I will come back from the dead and eat your uterus." ~Ricardo
Aaron: Man up!
Jake:Grow a pair of balls!
Fu: I'm a GIRL.
Aaron/Jake/Ardon: NOT ANYMORE!
Fu: So, um... okay, so this restaurant bricked up their fireplace, mostly, but they still... put Mary... in the fireplace.
Rachel W: Yes! ROAST the virgin!!
Fu: *rotating spit motion* Om nom nom?
Ricardo: He was totally going to call me a trashy six-foot-tall Puerto Rican.
Fu: Sweetie, you are a trashy six-foot-tall Puerto Rican.
Rachel W: He's not six feet tall!
Jake: I mean, he was five foot six and had a rattail... but I guess he was attractive, in that... five foot six rattail kind of way.
Ricardo: That's it, I KNEW you were gay.