General Quotes

You can try hiding, but I can smell life. And important objectives.

- John Weil, while playing Hitman

Oh my god. I encumbered myself by picking up too much lettuce.

- Charlie, while playing Elder Scrolls: Oblivion

Driving Goal: Set all flammable things on fire.

Thinking is for people who don’t have guns.

- Abigail

You can only take so much before you get very angry and therefore have access to superpowers.

- David Lou on limit breaks

Joe (Indicating two Dreamblade pieces): I wish these two were engaged.

Abigail: Yeah. They’re such nice kids.

All the things that make regular brownies taste good come from grinding up little baby seals. So if you're making vegan brownies, it's just no good.

- Charlie

Joe, expressing the incompatable different themes of the World of Darkness games:

Changeling: I'm a fairy!

Vampires: I'm a monster...

Werewolf: I'm a monster!

Wraith: Shit, I'm dead.

You went and took a perfectly boring thing and made it disgusting.

- Brendan